nickhalperin

In Scuttle Town Shantae: what a good day. Sky: hey Shantae. Shantae: hi Sky. Sky: how are you? Shantae: (smiles) great. Scuttle Town is peaceful. Sky: it sure is. Shantae. How are you, Sky? Sky: (smiles) pretty good. I'm going to meet a friend. See ya. (leaves) Shantae: bye Sky. She sees a thief running with stolen money. The Half-Genie throws a rock at a flower pot and it knocks the thief out. The town guards arrests him. Shantae: that's how you catch a thief. A portal opens. Shantae: oooh a portal. Ret-2-Go. (goes through the portal) In Purgatory. A Star Warrior brings a box to Alan. Alan: ah its here. He opens the box and it’s a green gem. Alan: the Life Gem. A powerful crystal that has the power of life and death. Vulkanus: what does it do? Alan: it has the power to bring people back from the grave. Realm Emperor: (in astral form) so it simply bring someone from the dead? Alan: not only that, my lord. It can also call forth a soul from the River of Styx in the Underworld.

Nigredo in party. In a party. Lois: what a good party. She eats a sandwich. Lois: it's really good. Albedo meet her. Albedo: hello Lois. Lois: hey Albedo. How are you? Albedo: (smiles) pretty good. I brought my sister for the party. Lois: that's great. Nigredo appears. Nigredo: hello. I'm Nigredo. Albedo's big sister. Lois: I'm Lois Griffin. Nice to meet you. Your hair's blocking your face? When she moves the hair, she sees Nigredo's hideous face. Lois: oh my god. What happened to your face?! Nigredo: i was designed by my creator Tabula. Lois: who's Tabula? Albedo: he's a Supreme Being who created me and Nigredo. Lois: oh i see. Quagmire appears. Quagmire: hey Lois. Lois: hey Quagmire. Quagmire: i see that those chicks chat with you. Lois: yes. This is Albedo and Nigredo. Quagmire: you two are hot and (sees Nigredo's face) ewwww!!!! (runs away) Nigredo: what's his problem? Lois: no offence Nigredo but no man wanna date a woman with a hideous face like yours. Nigredo: oh i

It's time for Good Idea Bad Idea Good Idea Fix a car. In a garage. Homer: (fixes his car) woohoo it works. Bad Idea Kick a car. In a garage. Frank: (kicks his car) work you piece of junk. He kicks it. The car explodes, sending Frank flying to a wall. Frank: ouch. Nelson: haha. The End.

In God Realm. In temple of Light. Giant Ciana walks Ciana: wow this temple is really nice. She sees giant Palutena petrified. Ciana: wow whoever the goddess is must have a big statue. She goes to the statue closely. Ciana: (hears her breathing) it’s a real goddess. Don’t worry, sweetie. I’ll wake you up in a minute. She pulls out the Phoenix Quill and use it. This wakes and depetrifies Palutena. Palutena: (yawns and stretches herself) what a good sleep. Ciana: hello. Palutena: oh hello. Who are you? Ciana: i'm Ciana the Light Goddess. Palutena: i'm Palutena. The Goddess of Light. Ciana: nice to meet you. Palutena: i'm surprised a goddess like you visit me. Ciana: i'm curious about your temple. Palutena: sweet. Ciana: so how did you get petrified? Palutena: i need a nap for 2 weeks. Ciana: you look like a divine sleeping beauty. Palutena: (smiles) thanks. Let's go outside for a moment. Ciana: right. Outside the temple. The goddesses lie on the grassland. Palutena: it's a nice

In a street. Kazuma: what a good day. He goes and takes a magazine. Kazuma: cool magazine. He leave the store. Store owner: hey you gotta pay for that. Kazuma: (snaps his fingers) gone. (leaves) Store owner: what? In a store. Kazuma: (eats donuts) they taste good. He walks. Kyouya: Kazuma. I challenge you to a duel. Kazuma: i have something for you. (snaps his fingers) gone. (leaves) Kyouya: hey!!! Later in a mall. Kazuma: (snaps his fingers) gone. (snaps his fingers) gone. (snaps his fingers) gone. No line for me. He walks to a store and drives a motorcycle. Kazuma: hell yeah!! He drives and and lands on Hank Hill's car, damaging it. Hank: what the hell, punk?! Kazuma: (snaps his fingers) gone. Hank: awww. (leaves) Kazuma: best day ever. The End.

In a street. Angry Succubus: (sees a magazine) oooh a newspaper. She reads it. It says "Megumin is popular" Angry Succubus: that brat is popular than me? She rips it and explodes. The End.