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Peter vs Adam

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In Quahog.

Peter: i bet i can do great things.
Quagmire: yup. I believe that Cheryl Tiegs is hot than Lois.
Peter: okay then.
Joe: i bet something will happen.
Cleveland: perhaps a cool device.
Peter: okay. I always wanted to have a dinosaur as a pet.
Adam: (voice only) i bet you're too stupid to realise what the White Fang are planning.

Adam Taurus appears.

Adam: and i'll destroy you!
Quagmire: who the hell are you?
Adam: Adam Taurus. One of the White Fang members.
Joe: a Faunus extremist group. (points his gun at him) you're under arrest kid! Put your sword down and come peacefully with us.
Adam: noo! You humans should fear and serve the Faunus! When i'm done with you, i'll make Blake suffer!
Quagmire: you're a bad boyfriend to her. I hope the Devil will see you in hell!
Cleveland: not cool dude.
Peter: hey Adam. There's something in your mask. (punches him in the face, cracking the mask)
Adam: you'll pay for this!

Peter and Adam fights each other. The fight takes place in a street, an insurance building, a police office, a meat store, a zoo which causes the animals to run free, an aquarium as they causes the building to be flooded and on a building.

Adam: (draws his katana) i'll cut you in pieces fatass!
Peter: bring it on bull head!
Adam: the name's Adam Taurus, you idiot!!
Peter: no, your name's bull boy!
Adam: (growls) why you!

The fight continues.

Quagmire: kick him in the ass!
Joe: stab him with his own sword Peter!
Cleveland: snap his Faunus neck!!

The fight takes place on an airport, on a cruise ship which sinks because of the conflict, on Mexico.

Mexican man: hello senior. Are you interested in tortias.
Mexican man 2: si senior. I like tacos.

Peter and Adam's fight causes a parade to be a disaster, They continue to fight as the fighting takes place on a street, a forest, a waterfall, a boat and on a building in Germany.

Adam: i'll cut you with my Wilt!!
Peter: check this bull boy! (uses his karate chops to cuts the sword in two)
Adam: my sword!!
Peter: (kicks him off the building) roadhouse!

Adam falls to the ground.

Adam: you have no Aura or Semblance then why are you foolish enough to stop me!
Peter: because i'm a tough guy!

They resume the fighting. The fight takes place in a church as it later collapses by the fighting, an aiport, a plane which crash lands on a street of Quahog. A turbine engine falls on Meg.

Adam: your daughter's dead.
Peter: meh. She's not of concern today.
Adam: you're a weird human.
Peter: hey bull boy! Check this! (shoves his head to his butt and farts on him and laughs)
Adam: you dare treat a Faunus like this? (tackles him)

The fight continues and finally takes place on a rooftop of a building. Adam has the upper hand as he repeatedly beats up Peter.

Adam: (aims his gun Blush at him) any last words punk!
Peter: you're always unstable bull boy.
Adam: stop calling me like that!
Peter: haha. That's because you have horns. Bull Boy. I know why you're called Red Bull, because you're hot-headed!
Adam: i'll kill you for this!

He charges at Peter but he trips to his leg. The fatman stabs him with a knife in the back and kicks the White Fang member off the rooftop and Adam falls to his death.

Peter: see you in hell!

Later.

Peter: i'm amazing!
Joe: hell yeah!
Quagmire: well done Peter.
Cleveland: you take that bull head down! Way hard!
Peter: (smiles) thanks guys.
Blake: hey guys. Have you seen Adam Taurus. He's a dangerous guy who must be stopped.
Joe: does he have red hair?
Blake: yes.
Cleveland: is he gone cuckoo.
Blake: i suppose.
Peter: i met him, fight him and beat him to death.
Blake: you did what?!
Quagmire: that guy wants to abuse you and kill Peter. Our buddy has to.
Peter: besides, mister bull boy is not the one that wants to listen to reason.
Blake: well in that case, well done Peter.
Peter: let's celebrate this with beer.
Joe: oh yeah!
Quagmire: oh right! Giggity!
Cleveland: hell yeah!

Peter celebrates his victory with his friends on Drunken Clam and drinks beer.

The End.

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